Sunday, November 2, 2008

menggeledah phonebook...

aku takde mood nak hapdet ape sekarang ni...
cuma layankan tag dari nad ni je...

senaraikan 10 nama dalam phonebook yang pelik/menarik

1. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
13 biji 'a' untuk short code check baki credit. aku malas nak taip *124#. korang memang pandai, aku pengguna celcom.

2. adli shiot *
budak fkekk ke fke entah, aku tak ingat. tapi aku paling ingat dia punya trademark shiot tu. kalau dia sebut 'siot', jadinya 'shiot'. lidah bercabang kot.

3. ayu sudah *
budak kelas fendy kot. kenal dia masa meeting pesta konvo tahun lepas. aku tanya nak letak nama ape, dia kata "ayu sudah".

4. budak poli kota asal kelantan
tak tahu mana aku dapat nombor ni. sampai sekarang tak bagitahu nama betul dia.

5. din babi
'kawan' paling baik pernah aku jumpa. tu pasal aku letak nama dia macam tu. baik perangai, baik rupa, sama je.

6. fiq konon
nama mak bapak kasi; zulfadli bin tahir. tapi macam mana dia boleh adjust nama dia jadi fiq padahal kat rumah dia pun panggil nama penuh.

7. flush tandas utm
kenal since matrikulasi,member satu aras. memula dia suruh panggil 'flash' tapi si asrul tukar jadi flush. jahat la ko rul!

8. ika kangkong *
BITDian, lain group ngan aku. aku pernah dengar ina panggil dia kangkong, terus aku save. takut tertukar ngan ika group aku.

9. kapten askar
abang ipar aku. dalam askar ada pangkat kapten ke??

10. tokey tuak nipah
dia ni anak sepupu aku. muda2 da jadi tokey tuak nipah. tak tahu tuak tu apa? air nira la.

notakaki : semua nama bertanda * akan menerima baucer sumbangan giant. percaya sangat, tu tandanya dieorang budak utem la.

24 tukang komen:

[yAN!e][pUTraJAya] said...

yanie tak dapat ker?

huhuhuhu

k.e.r.i. said...

nak jugak dia.
macam tak biasa dapat aje.

haha

sultan said...

haha... agak2 kalo ko ada no tepon aku, ko letak name ape plak...

adlina said...

eh? aku ke yg pgil dia cmtu?

k.e.r.i. said...

sultan ~
aku akan letak "sultan no. 9"

ina ~
aku penah dengar ko panggil dia macam tu. kalau tak silap, ko pon save name kangkong jugak.

Munirah Abd said...

hek eleh...lawak siut..din babi tu..
gila selamba tol tulis nama camtu..hahahahha

adlina said...

hahaha..
keri, aku pgil dia ika mok la..
aku save nama dia pun ika mok..
bkn kangkong..haha

k.e.r.i. said...

munirah ~
lantak dia la kalau nak marah pun.
pedulik ape aku.

ina ~
ada sekali aku dengar @ nampak ko save nama dia kangkong.
lagipun, mok ngan kangkong lebey kurang same je bunyiya.
haha

Diloz said...

no 9 tu mesti kapten segala askar.
5 tu kuang ajar siot!
hahaha.

k.e.r.i. said...

diloz ~
abang ipar aku cakia je la.
lantak la ngan no.5 tu.

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